http://www.angelfire.comscifi/midgit/
midgitboy@aol.com
http://www.angelfire.comscifi/midgit/
midgitboy@aol.com
1. Ask, "When will ROL be done"
2. Report the play button doesn’t work every 12 hours
3. Ask for a Beta App
4. Whine about Perm Death
5. Whine about PK
6. Whine about the ROC -- and the enforcement of it
7. Whine about PvP and how kewl it would be
8. Poke the developer with a stick
9. Change you name to “IsItDoneYet”
10. ICQ him till 5:00am
11. Tell Jesse he’s not working hard enough
12. Start a flame war on e-groups
13. Request that Jesse give up and buy LOK
14. Make list of things that make him mad the most about ROL
15. Whine about features that aren't there yet
16. Whine about features that *shouldn't* be there, ever.
17. Insist that they use LOK art no matter the copyright
18. Whine about proposed features you didn't hear described but don't like the sound of.
19. Whine about how the people in chat get more input into the game than people who just lurk on eGroups.
20. Whine that Jesse doesn't CARE about doing polls anymore.
21. Ask to xfer your LOK crit
22. Whine that Jesse spends too much time in here chatting when he could be programming ;p
23. Demand the ability to PK, but complain about the possibility of getting PKed.
24. Say how much the mark system sucks
25. Describe an attempt at rampant axe-murder as 'RPing'
26. Keep asking for a M-41a pulse rifle in the game
27. Say there is a bug when you try to sell a sword when Jesse hasn’t even put up the game yet >.<
28. Call Jesse a Jackass
29. Ask if there is still an 'Assassin' class.
30. Ask if fighters will have more hp than monks.
31. Insist that everything should be the way UO, EQ, LOK, T4C or AC has it
32. When will ROL go gold?
33. Ask "is the chat done yet"
34. Tell Jesse he is full of it and he cant program at all but instead gets
someone else too >.<
35. INSIST that the clock have a pm AND am not just an a and p
36. Ignore ROL for 2 months, come back to eGroups and reply to an entire
journal, twelve times, each time insisting that you need to know "is beta up
yet?"
37. Come back to ROL after months and swear you "just found out about it"
and ask to get in beta.
38. Threaten to move to wrath if Jesse doesn’t hurry up
39. Insist that you should be in beta even though you only show up once in a
blue moon, and even then only to say "Is beta up yet" in response to a journal.
40. Rant about how it's not fair that only people who actively participate
getting to be in beta, and then blame your total unavailability on your work
schedule -- and miss the point that you wouldn't have time to beta in the
first place.
41. Insist that when beta is out you'll have more time
42. Be Falcar
43. Bump heads with the game staff
44. Ask for access to the beta lands NOW, as they must already be open.Really, they won't tell anyone...
45. Grumble at other staff members on whether or not sucking up is a valid
path up the ladder.
46. Double posts on the boards.
47. Lurking
48. Replying to a message, with the entire eGroups attached
49. Whining about not being able to lurk
50. Whine about not being able to use colors on mIRC
51. Send the developer 20 megs of background pictures in the same day.
52. Ask the developer to add accounts for other people
53. Complain your friend was banned for the wrong reason
54. Tell Jesse yet again about that mysterious line at the bottom and right sides of the screen.
55. 40 people saying OOI at once
56. Enter the room and saying "moo"
57. Ask if I have another job.
58. Answer everything sarcastically
59. Make a mistake every 2-3 weeks that annoys Jesse then ICQing him with a 30 minute apologizing letter >.<
60. When Jesse is logging the chat to scroll the sentence "when is ROL gonna be out" 500 times
61. Scrolling in general
61. Scrolling in general
61. Scrolling in general
61. Scrolling in general
61. Scrolling in general
61. Scrolling in general
61. Scrolling in general
61. Scrolling in general
62. Asking a staffer to give you a cool tag.
63. Asking staffer to change your text color everyday
64. Complain that Jesse made your text hot pink
65. Complain about Jesse changing your handle to "PainInMyAss"
66. Watching Jesse put your ROL board posts to 0 after working hard to get it high.
67. The wake up command.
68. Emoting all your text in that nasty purple.
69. that nasty purple that staffers made
70. Constantly reminding people that you are a Ghod.
71. People constantly FORGETTING you are a Ghod.
72. Complaining why Jesse gets more power than the average ROL player
73. Insist Jesse is lying to cover-up the beta
74. Asking if vampires will be a selectable race.
75. Asking Jesse to compile the log for you
76. Trying to hack into Firedrake's machine to get "secret ROL info"...
77. People confusing Jesse and Jon.
78. Calling yourself "Stimpy".
79. Repeating Things already said and claiming them as yours!
80. Distributing a picture of a Rocky Horror Transvestite with my head pasted on it.
81. Complaining that all 66 of the things on list were directed at me
82. Sending in artwork for ROL, ripped directly off the D&D webpage.
83. Sending in artwork from LOK
84. Complaining Jesse is ignoring you when he don’t respond to ICQ at 3am
85. and at 3:05am
86. and at 3:10am
87. Constantly mispeling werds badily
88. Saying that the filter has a bug and you can really spell right when the filter isn’t in yet
89. Asking if Jesse's pissed at you because ... well ... he's pissed at you.
90. Artists
91. Anything Syckuis does or says :)
92. Apologizing to Jesse for something you did when he doesn’t even know what it is yet
93. See 80
94. See 79
95. Sitting in room apologizing to Jesse when all of a sudden it shifts to all about you and making Jesse sit there and listen to your problems
96. Make a younger member of the community think you're a stalker...
97. Talking about a rash to Jesse in the chat when everyone else is asking
him ROL questions
98. Giving Jesse daily updates on your rash
99. Writing an open letter to MadCow
100. Sending Jesse a picture of his future 'customer service' area...
